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[Bluffer]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
>pearly gates.
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>"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
>possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
>flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
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>You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
>
>The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
>
>He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may
>pass through the pearly gates.
>
>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
>finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>
>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
>just what do those symbolize?"
>
>The man replied, "They're Carols"
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Fish hard, fish the Bluff. Surrounded by water!
-A quaint little drinking village with a fishing problem-

[Big John]

LMAO!!!
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll be broke and hungry the rest of his life!

John Sullivan
Native Corpus Christian
Currently Displaced in San Antonio