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SurfRanger95 · Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: Thoughts for the New Year

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can

die.

Number 8 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals

dying of nothing.

Number 7 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without

an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person

to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 5 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but

you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no

attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a

substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the

world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with

mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in

America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal

immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of

Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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"I don't wanna live on that kind of island, no I don't wanna swim in a roped off sea. It's too much for me, too much for me; I gotta be where the wind and the water are free." -- Jimmy Buffet

"GUINESS IS GOOD FOR YOU!"

bluebull300 · Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject:

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Fish On!!!

REDFISHER · Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:27 am Post subject:

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A BAD DAY FISHING BEATS A GOOD DAY WORKING ANYTIME. OH WAIT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD DAY FISHING!