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knowphish · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:17 pm Post subject: The Republican Fisherman!!!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am.'

The fisherman consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot
air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'

She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'
'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, ' everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me'

The man smiled a nd responded, 'You must be a political persuasion that shall not be mentioned.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' said the man, 'You don't know where you are or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met,
but
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snakecan2 · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:43 pm Post subject:

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MJW · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:19 pm Post subject:

Hmm...

This could get interesting.

Funny non the less Laughing

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Charles · Finger Mullet Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 21

Ain't it True!

landlocked beachbum · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:33 pm Post subject:

I KNOW dat's right! Shocked

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TomCat · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:30 am Post subject:

Post turtle?
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frayed · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:39 am Post subject:

That last line is cut off:

"but somehow, now it's my fault."

Laughing

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landlocked beachbum · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:21 am Post subject:

Yeah, I noticed that too but couldn't remember exactly what it was. Good memory!

Kind of like Obama quadrupling the debt in 6 months........................ but it's STILL Bush's fault! Rolling Eyes

AND Barney Frank and Chis Dodd being almost COMPLETELTY responsible for the BS shenanigans that led to the housing crash which CAUSED this whole freeking nose dive in the economy, but it's STILL Bush's fault! Wink

And now, those two are going to FIX the problem................................... the FIX is IN!!!! Evil or Very Mad

Oh yeah, for you yellow dogs out there: I'm NOT a republican! Cool

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JustNreds · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:33 am Post subject:

If you don't know who Glenn Beck is you need to find out. He will explain it all.

Big John · Full Grown Flour Bluffian Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 2647

landlocked couldn't have said it better.

Very funny joke!

landlocked beachbum · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:58 pm Post subject:

Thanks Big John.

I'm STILL jealous of your Mahi mahi!!!!!! Rolling Eyes

Dude, that was one NICE fish!!!! Shocked

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landlocked beachbum · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:07 pm Post subject:

What are you talking about? Didn't you catch the dolphin/dorado/mahi mahi on the offshore trip? Question

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landlocked beachbum · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:17 pm Post subject:

Man, I guess I'm stumped: I though that you caught that big bull dolphin on the trip May 5th! Shocked

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