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Ok, I am a San Antonionian who visits the gulf coast every chance I can get. About 2-3 weeks ago I was in Port Aransas for a deep sea trip that me and a few buddies went on. We went out to Bernie's Beach House and once in the door we thought we had just walked into the Twilight Zone. It was something else I thought I might be on an acid trip but remembered that I don't do that type of stuff. The first thing we see is a 65 year old crack head dancing on stage with a hula hoop? Then we proceeded to sit down and watch the circus come too life! One legged men and one armed women danced the night away as country girls did Karate kicks off the stage. There were a few white guys who thought they could dance practically strip on the dance floor thinking they were "Usher" more like "Usher on crack" it was unreal! Then some tall blonde chick who thought she was hot " I thought she might be a guy" decided to dance real low to the floor giving everyone a show of what was under the skirt. I have never seen anything like this before and would recommend everyone get out there to see for yourself. Im sure a few of you have been there and seen this. Please don't take this the wrong way I recommend everyone go out there to experience this freak show! It will be worth the laughs I promise!!!

robul · Full Grown Flour Bluffian Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 2677

BALZTOWAL · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject:

FINALLY, MY KIND OF CLUB.

frayed · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:05 pm Post subject:

Shiat. . . twenty minutes away to this jewel? I'm there!
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ironmanstan · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:53 am Post subject:

lets go ........... Very Happy

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frayed · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:14 am Post subject:

pm sent
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Lat22 · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:55 am Post subject:

Definitely one of the better people watching spots, especially if that person was the beer girl (last summer anyways).

Uncle D · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:21 am Post subject:

Think I'll hang loose, I already need glasses. That might really hurt my eyes. Shocked

Tyler · Site Admin Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 12865

We visited a tamer version of that with winter texans doing the show at a bar in Progreso.

funmeters1 · Flour Bluffian in training Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 319

Looks like a new place for PORCH MEETINGS
Maybe I can get to pin on a few FUN METERS

Oz · Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:17 am Post subject:

LOL... good post
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FishingGramps · Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:07 pm Post subject:

I gotta get out more! lol Sounds like fun.
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cckayaker · Horse Mullet Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 192

That's hilarious, The DJ "Casper" lives across the street from me. Cool guy.

kweber · Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: