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lifeaquatic · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 11:43 pm Post subject: bad fish jokes

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amore.
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray.

If you can think of a better fish pun, let Minnow.

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I WAS SHOCKED.

Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.

And the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, With fronds like these, who needs anemones.

Sorry I told these bad fish jokes. I feel Gill-ty.

Enjoy what's left of a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday.
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awesum · Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:12 am Post subject:

G-R-O-A-N

CaptinAcademy · Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:55 am Post subject:

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My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt

ziacatcher · Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:34 am Post subject:

My grandson would say those sound like Dad jokes. Thanks for sharing

lifeaquatic · Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:40 am Post subject:

lifeaquatic · Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:41 am Post subject:

lifeaquatic · Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:46 am Post subject:

CaptinAcademy · Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 3:21 pm Post subject:

I've paused the football game waiting for the punch line... Question

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My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt