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rodandroll
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 Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:29 pm Post subject: Classes For Women |
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This will probably get moved, but thought I would give most a chance to read it first.
CLASSES FOR WOMEN
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THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By December 29, 2013
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
From Guys in the Witness Protection Program
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Bigrock
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| Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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It got moved alright. I swiped it.  Thanks  |
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BamaRed54
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| Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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That was funny......... But you're still my nemesis!
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ironmanstan
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Who doesn't love a little humor.
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FishLady
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| Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:08 am Post subject: |
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Yeh, very funny NOT!
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ltorna1
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| Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| FishLady wrote: | | Yeh, very funny NOT! |
Worry not, FishLady
http://mistupid.com/jokes/page120.htm
couldn't get the copy/past to work, so the link will have to suffice
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rodandroll
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| Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| FishLady wrote: | | Yeh, very funny NOT! |
I think it's hilarious and I really don't give a dayum at all what you and your PC police mentality thinks!! If you don't like it, then don't read it!! You don't control the world as you seem to think!! 
- and your PC police mentality can take a hike!!!!!
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Now that food has replaced my sex life I can't even get into my own pants!!!!!!!!
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rodandroll
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| Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| BamaRed54 wrote: | | That was funny......... But you're still my nemesis! |
Cute, but you and I both know you really have no idea what "nemesis" means!! How many times did it take you to get spell check to spell it correctly for you??
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Chef Lefty
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| Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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You guys (and gal) funny.
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| Central Scrutinizer wrote: | | I call shenanigans on that one. |
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