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 Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:10 am Post subject: OT - What does your father do for a living? |
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Yesterday morning the teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman,
salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little Ricky was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. He
said, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off his
clothes in front of other men." The teacher obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring,
and took little Ricky aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
Father?" Ricky said, "No, he plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!
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Capt Mike Singleterry
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr. Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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Purefishn
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| Don't tell my mom I work oilfield, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse. Saw this on a bumper sticker and I want one. |
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gotmullet?
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I saw a bumper sticker that read... Friends don't let Friends get a Mullet.
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obsessed
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| gotmullet? wrote: | | I saw a bumper sticker that read... Friends don't let Friends get a Mullet. |
i saw one few years back on a motorcycle...
"if you can read this, the b*** fell off" it was on the inside of the backseat of a cruiser.
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texancare
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What's the diff between a Harley and a Hoover? Where you put the bag
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The Chileans are coming to Tx to show Dallas how to get out of a hole!
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obsessed
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| Bluffer wrote: | | The Chileans are coming to Tx to show Dallas how to get out of a hole! |
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FIDO
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I HATE THE COWBOYS! I love that damn team....as much as i deny it I just can't help it no matter how bad their record is. On a side note I am very happy with how the stupid longhorns played against Iowa state. GIG 'EM!!
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landlocked beachbum
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| Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:54 am Post subject: Re: OT - What does your father do for a living? |
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| obsessed wrote: |
Yesterday morning the teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman,
salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little Ricky was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. He
said, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off his
clothes in front of other men." The teacher obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring,
and took little Ricky aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
Father?" Ricky said, "No, he plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids! |
The way I heard it: Replace the last sentence with "No, he really for the Obama campaign, but I was afraid to say that"!
No politics......................... just the truth!!! 
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Capt Mike Singleterry
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| Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Juan"
"Juan who"
"Juan and six"
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heard yesterday there were tornados reported in Dallas, they asked everyone to evacuate to Cowboy's stadium since no touch downs are ever reported there.
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Capt Mike Singleterry
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I heard this morning that the Dallas Cowboys went to a Holloween party
after the game yesterday and won best costume. They dressed up as
professional football players.
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obsessed
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| Capt Mike Singleterry wrote: | I heard this morning that the Dallas Cowboys went to a Holloween party
after the game yesterday and won best costume. They dressed up as
professional football players.
Mike |
just spit coke out my nose!
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