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[Bluffer]

A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til shes 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel? When you
call the front desk and say "I gotta leak in my sink", and the clerk
replies, "go ahead".

How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia? Documentaries.

Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia--If it had been
invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

A West Virginia State Trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.? and the driver replies "Bout Wut"?

Did you hear about the 3 million dollar State Lottery? The winner gets
$3.00 a year for a million years.

The Governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down! Yep, Pert' near
took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too.
Both books--Poof--up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one
of them.

A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets
divorced, they are still cousins.

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are
ya?" "No" says the man "I'm from Pennsylvania" The bartender looks at
him and says "Well, whatta ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist""
said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now asks "What in
the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says "I mount animals" The
bartender stands bank and hollers to the whole bar. "Hits okay boys,
he's one of us!"

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[RedFish Chaser]

Man Bluffer,

That's funny as Gary Larson's cows waiting in line to get into the barn (sign say's "Slaughter House") and one of the cows is trying to cut in line front of another. The cow says something to the effect, "hey, no cutting."


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