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puretexn · Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject: List of new words (funny)

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to begin with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you're running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate's disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

And the pick of the literature:
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

Lost Cajun · Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject:

Those were really good!
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bluebull300 · Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject:

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Fish On!!!

Big John · Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject:

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll be broke and hungry the rest of his life!

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Currently Displaced in San Antonio

rabbit · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:37 am Post subject:

Very good

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The Troutman · Mud Minnow Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 32

Excellent!!!!!!!
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fishhuntdrink · Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:34 am Post subject:

hillarious Very Happy

reef-rat · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:30 am Post subject:

It seems like I learn something new every day. I always thought cashtration was a synonym for divorce.
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