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Pony Mullet
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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:55 pm Post subject: On the first day of Christmas my Bluff wife gave to me...... |
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Since it is the last day of the world we should have some fun.
I need some help with a song for the twelve days of Bluff Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas my Bluff wife gave to me....... |
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shallowsport
Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
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Location: Flour Bluff/Kingsville
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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Day 1: An ice cold keg of beer
Day 5: Five gold spoons |
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want2fish
Horse Mullet
Joined: 08 Oct 2012
Posts: 102
Location: Bluff to the Island
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| 2 hunting dogs |
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JOHNNYREB
Member White Shrimper Boot Club
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Location: The bluff
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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.....and a meth head falling outta pear tree...
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SaltyMutt
Member White Shrimper Boot Club
Joined: 12 Feb 2012
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Location: Corpus Christi
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:53 am Post subject: |
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| JOHNNYREB wrote: | | .....and a meth head falling outta pear tree... |
Lmao! 
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ironmanstan
Exalted Ruler of Flour Bluff
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:15 am Post subject: |
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12...perverts peeking
11...packs of papers
10...ratz a breeding
9.... strippers dancing
8.....FRIED SHRIMP
7.... pints of rum.
6.... will work for food signs
5.... stripped down hulls....( from the island ) 
4.... gill nets
3.... road lease deer
2.... bar fights
And a drunk blonde sleeping in a pear tree......
My version revised...JOHNNYREB'S IS BETTER.
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shorty
Member White Shrimper Boot Club
Joined: 22 May 2006
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Location: Corpus
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:29 am Post subject: |
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| spewed coffee on that one Johnny,LOL |
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Pony Mullet
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:03 am Post subject: |
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I like it so far.
We need to fit in some cases of crabs, a few days of probation and some croakers croaking.
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THE_BLUFF_RAT
Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 1056
Location: the bluff
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:09 am Post subject: |
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i like where this is going....
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wallhanger
Member White Shrimper Boot Club
Joined: 13 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:52 am Post subject: |
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| 5 gooolden teeeth |
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snooker33
Pony Mullet
Joined: 11 Sep 2011
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| Yep heading south slowly but surely. |
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Chef Lefty
Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Posts: 4659
Location: The First Sandbar (a.k.a. Flour Bluff)
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:08 am Post subject: |
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Y'all make Jeff Foxworthy reel proud.
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| Central Scrutinizer wrote: | | I call shenanigans on that one. |
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deputydawg
Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 17 Mar 2010
Posts: 1991
Location: Humble
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:28 am Post subject: |
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FIDO
Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 1058
Location: Aransas Pass, TEXAS
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:31 am Post subject: |
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12 Mullets Swinging
11 Potheads Smoking
10 Bluff Rats Running
9 Strippers Dancing (Good one IMS)
8 Women Cooking
7 Deer a Feeding
6 Barefoot Children
5 Golden Spoons (Good one Shallowsport)
4 Court Dates
3 Busch Lights
2 Shrimper Boots
And a meth head falling outta pear tree (Freaking hilarious)
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ironmanstan
Exalted Ruler of Flour Bluff
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
Posts: 12256
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:36 am Post subject: |
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| FIDO wrote: | 12 Mullets Swinging
11 Potheads Smoking
10 Bluff Rats Running
9 Strippers Dancing (Good one IMS)
8 Women Cooking
7 Deer a Feeding
6 Barefoot Children
5 Golden Spoons (Good one Shallowsport)
4 Court Dates
3 Busch Lights
2 Shrimper Boots
And a meth head falling outta pear tree (Freaking hilarious) |
WELL DONE...
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