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If you marry a girl from Louisiana...



Three friends married women from different parts of the country.



The first man married a woman from Iowa. He told her that she was to

do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the

third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and

put away.



The second man married a woman from Michigan . He gave his wife

orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The

first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and

there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man married a girl from Louisiana. He ordered her to keep

the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot

meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see

anything, the second day he didn't see anything. But by the third day

some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of

his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a

sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when

he pees.





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Dave


"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits". Albert Einstein