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Lefty Ray
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Joined: 14 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flour Bluff: We did not invent "second-rate", we perfected!
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br1006
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 67
Location: Helotes / Port A

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

U park it, we steal it!

If it can be smoked, we have tried it!

A great place to be from

Remember that time in Flour bluff?

Dude, lets call that chick in the bluff!
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SurfMeister
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Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 95
Location: Between the Dunes and the Beach

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:49 pm    Post subject: Flour Bluff Do I Miss It? Reply with quote

Well I lived in Bluff for about 15 years when I first moved here and now live in town. Here's a few jokes and thought on "God's Country"!

How does a girl from FB get ready for a date? Brushes her tooth.

Land of the free. Home to the homeless.

What do you call a dentist in FB? Unemployed.

If you live in Flour Bluff, TX, you might be a redneck.

If you can't get it in Flour Bluff, you don't need it.

Flour Bluff a small drinking community with a fishing problem.

All kidding aside, FB is still a great place as long as you stay on the right side of the tracks. And now for a bit of history. SM Smile

Flour Bluff, at the tip of Corpus Christi Bay, received its name from an incident in the pastry war between France and Mexico.
The pastry war began in 1838 because Mexico had refused to pay some debts to the French People who were living in Mexico. One of the men asking for repayment was a French baker whose bakery shop had been robbed by Mexican soldiers during a celebration of some kind. The French government wanted Mexico to pay the expenses for the robbery.

The Mexican government refused to pay the French so the French sent a fleet of ships off the coast of Veracruz, Mexico and declared a blockade of all Mexican ports from the Yucatan to the Rio Grande. Therefore, trade between Mexico and the rest of the world was stopped. Merchandise to be sent to Mexico was dropped at the port and then transported to the Rio Grande.

During the war, Texas became afraid that France would try to close the Texas ports due to the smuggling. A Texas militia was sent to Corpus Christi Bay to put a stop to all smuggling into Mexico. At this time, the Mexicans made an unexpected visit to the Bay of Corpus Christi and dropped about a hundred barrels of flour upon the beach. Thus, the name "Flour Bluff" came into existence.
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pinsjeepster
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Joined: 08 Mar 2006
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Location: The Great Northwest (CalAllen)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

home of the FBI Very Happy
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Mystery Fish
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Joined: 29 Dec 2007
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Location: da Bluff

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where shrimp boots are considered formal attire.
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larry meinert
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Joined: 29 Jul 2006
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Location: Dallas Texas

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nike white shrimp boots to me as tourist is an oxymoron. But I am a tourist. Flour Bluff to me is the cheapest place to buy gas and ice in the USA. The Academy on SPID has the things I need, like no other, to surf fish anywhere. Discount tires on SPID has the tires to get you through the sand. All in all, I think Flour Bluff has what it takes to get you down the Island and to get you from day to day. Joke if you will, the schools seems to be fine. I'll let you know when my friend on the peninsula sells his house if he makes a profit, but it looks good. Flour Bluff is the place between Dallas and the Island. If I ever come back. L
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snakecan2
Full Grown Flour Bluffian


Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Posts: 1504
Location: Boerne

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey all bluffians.. keep the jokes coming..
just like the aggies.. we take pride in our jokes..
most dont get them.. and if they dont, they dont belong..
the bluff is great.. have friends from there and they even admit it..
peace..
living in boerne, but would rather be in the bluff..
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Skipper
Co-owner of the S.S. Buddy Love


Joined: 07 Mar 2006
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Location: Flour Bluff

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wallhanger wrote:
Flour Bluff: Where all skanky women go to retire


I like a good Bluff Joke as much as the next guy, but with the above reference I take offense, not ALL bluff women are skanky...Adios

Skipper

BTW we plan to retire here...Adios
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Chef Lefty
Full Grown Flour Bluffian


Joined: 13 Aug 2009
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Location: The First Sandbar (a.k.a. Flour Bluff)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

larry m wrote:
The Academy on SPID has the things I need, like no other, to surf fish anywhere.

Academy annexed by Flour Bluff when they moved to the right side of the tracks. Look it up. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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ironmanstan
Exalted Ruler of Flour Bluff


Joined: 04 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FLOURBLUFF......where everyone wants to live but can't because we got here first. Very Happy Darn I have to post another afterwork report. Very Happy
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seanu21
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Joined: 16 Jun 2007
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Location: San Antonio

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wallhanger wrote:
Flour Bluff: Where all skanky women go to retire


Wallhanger - Apparently hit a nerve with some of these guys. That stuff made me laugh out loud though. I thought it was hilarious.

They're just jokes guys...

Sean
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Chef Lefty
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

snakecan2 and seanu21,

Very well said. You and many others here get it! Congrats!
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ironmanstan
Exalted Ruler of Flour Bluff


Joined: 04 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

we all get it, but there is a line. a joke is a joke, point well taken on the joke. The bluff is a brotherhood...not everyone can be in the brotherhood.
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cuzn dave
Flour Bluffian in training


Joined: 06 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm only a tourist so what do I know-
There are some special folks that live in da Bluff.
Take for instance the mayor- Capt. Sandifer.
I have my eye on a lot there so maybe someday I'll have a hideout over there.
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ironmanstan
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mayor who??????? who???????????
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