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flatstalker
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 Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:04 am Post subject: A little humor for you today...Little Fire Woman |
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A fire fighter was working on an engine outside the station when he noticed the little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck", the fire fighter said with admiration.
"Thanks" said the little girl. The fire fighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicle.
"Little Partner", the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren" 
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REEL BEAST
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:26 am Post subject: |
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I had to log on just to post up a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!
I am not a cat person. That's flipping hilarious.
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jsauce17
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:45 am Post subject: |
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That is too funny!!! I really need that laugh.
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ccbobber
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:49 am Post subject: cats |
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reminds me of bumper stickers like: missing a cat, look under tires. so many cats, so few recipes. now i will be attacked by cat lovers. SMILE.
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Poppadunn
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| If I only knew how to work this wrasselfrattin computer I would sent this little jewel to a significant number of cat-houses I know quite well . Best laugh I've had all day. |
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ladyfish
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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| A good laugh, thanks |
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Skipper
Co-owner of the S.S. Buddy Love
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Poppadunn, I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't you give me a call and we'll go fishin next week. 939-7643..Adios
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FISHFIRE&SHEDIGS
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This is a JEWEL !!!!!!!!!!!!! I'ev been married to a firefighter (retired) AND a cat hater for 40yrs. This REALLY hits home with us !! Thanks, Carolyn & Dennis
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rabbit
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:25 am Post subject: |
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thats funny
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