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Sorry in advance if offended anybody

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. PHIL:>>The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must>first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes>after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is>help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'>problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:>>Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he>wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn>from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to>give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not>live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:>>We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to>know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is>either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:>>Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of>the chicken crossing the road...

JOHN KERRY:>>Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!>It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's>intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:>>That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his>eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:>>To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:>>No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a>standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price>dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider>information.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:>>To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:>>Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's>why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.>And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all>chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white>washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken>should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:>>In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us>the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:>>Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the>chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it>experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life>long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:>>It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:>>Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:>>I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but>will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.>Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is>much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:>>Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the>chicken?

BILL CLINTON:>>I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of>chicken?>

AL GORE:>>I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:>>Did I miss one?

Richard CHENEY :>>Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:>>Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens

Yes, I'll put my name on it

Cheeseburger
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[ironmanstan]

IMS....The chicken crossed the road because he heard the fishing was better on the otherside.
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I LIKE MINE FRIED.

[Damo]

[gonefishing]

I lived right across the road from the chicken.
I expect a few people will know exactly where I'm talking about.

[hereford]

I didn't see anything on there about Hillary or Barack Hussein Obama.

[ccbobber]

i believe that the proper form should be: the chicken crossed the road to be on the FARSIDE. had a great time in vegas(what all losers say) but am sure glad to be home.
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