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bk005 Member White Shrimper Boot Club

Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 511 Location: San Antonio :(
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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I looked at the website, and had to laugh at the "Attack the Flats" slogan posted. I mean that is ironic as hell really when you think about it. I keep picturing that boat burried in the sand, and then some cheezy 1980 VHS style graphics with Attack The Flats popping up. Maybe throw a freeking shark in there to, what the hell.
My tip to new builders, as an avid boat day dream buyer, please refrain from typical boat slogans and come up with some orginal stuff. MAybe like this boat runs so skinny, it will make you throw up after you eat lunch, and look fat in the mirror. |
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BamaRed54 Member White Shrimper Boot Club

Joined: 15 Feb 2012 Posts: 912 Location: The Bluff
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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Dude that made me spit out my coke! Hilarious!!! I would like to think, in a perfect world, that the crash happened like that! NEVER GO FULL RETARD!!!! _________________
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Drake Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 1338 Location: Arkansas
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:15 pm Post subject: Boat crash |
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| Party cove Lake of the Ozarks. If you think we have problems google it. Just a front end note Most of it won't be work or family friendly. |
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Drunkswimmer Flour Bluffian in training

Joined: 13 Apr 2010 Posts: 255
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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That video is even funnier if you have seen the original!
The sad fact about this is accidents like this happen all the time and as any experienced boater knows, when it happens, it happens faster than you can imagine and we learn from that. Ultimately inexperience is replaced by complacency but the end result is usually the same.
It's easy to laugh an point fingers at the guy who wrecked in an area that is known to be dicey from time to time, thank god no one was hurt and let the legal system sort it out... Unless he had some stolen Yetis, then we should torture him! Besides, he apparently builds a solid boat, albeit a little prone to instability from wakes or sandbars!
The ski basin should be safer for the next few weeks at least. |
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KingKilla Horse Mullet

Joined: 12 Jun 2008 Posts: 243 Location: Corpus Christi
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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:10 am Post subject: Photos on Site |
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| They should probably change all the photos on the tiburon boats website since that boat is now infamous. Who wants a boat that somehow manages to get burried in the side of the ski canal? |
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BamaRed54 Member White Shrimper Boot Club

Joined: 15 Feb 2012 Posts: 912 Location: The Bluff
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:34 am Post subject: |
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WELL....... I just heard from a VERY reliable source that this cat was racing another guy and he hit a wake and that is what caused this accident...... I know the guy very well that just told me this and his buddy backed up the story, and i believe that guy because HE was the other guy involved in the race! _________________
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BamaRed54 Member White Shrimper Boot Club

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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:45 am Post subject: |
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Screw this guy, his story is so full of holes! He is a liar! NOONE gets thrown out of a boat if they are going a safe speed...... _________________
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Tyler Site Admin

Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 12865
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:22 am Post subject: |
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| BamaRed54 wrote: | | Screw this guy, his story is so full of holes! He is a liar! NOONE gets thrown out of a boat if they are going a safe speed...... |
You can get thrown out of a boat easier than you think. _________________ Like Corpusfishing.com on Facebook! |
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BamaRed54 Member White Shrimper Boot Club

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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:59 am Post subject: |
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I can't! But then again, I'm absolutely marvelous at everything I do!  _________________
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crhfish Member White Shrimper Boot Club

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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:29 am Post subject: |
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| flounder daddy wrote: | | crhfish wrote: | The only thing I can add is that there are a few very shallow points in the basin. I guess if you want to give the benefit of the doubt perhaps he hit one of those. But it seems to me that the boat was going fast when it hit, but with no one in the boat thats possible. I personally don't see any one going back there drunk on a weekend. I see TPW back there all the time checking everyone. It's usually a vary fun place if you get back in one of the coves, but its crowded, so you have to be ready for that.
I'm just glad no one got hurt. |
According to his website, that boat was supposed to run in 2" of water. In the famus words of Al Borland, "I dont think so Tim" |
My comment was a little tongue in cheek as they say. If the guy was in fact racing in the basin on a busy day, he's a fool and an idiot. Also, apparently the boat can run in no water at all for about 6 feet. |
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hickroots07 Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 01 Nov 2011 Posts: 1714 Location: cc, TEXAS!
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| crhfish wrote: | | flounder daddy wrote: | | crhfish wrote: | The only thing I can add is that there are a few very shallow points in the basin. I guess if you want to give the benefit of the doubt perhaps he hit one of those. But it seems to me that the boat was going fast when it hit, but with no one in the boat thats possible. I personally don't see any one going back there drunk on a weekend. I see TPW back there all the time checking everyone. It's usually a vary fun place if you get back in one of the coves, but its crowded, so you have to be ready for that.
I'm just glad no one got hurt. |
According to his website, that boat was supposed to run in 2" of water. In the famus words of Al Borland, "I dont think so Tim" |
My comment was a little tongue in cheek as they say. If the guy was in fact racing in the basin on a busy day, he's a fool and an idiot. Also, apparently the boat can run in no water at all for about 6 feet. |
Very good point  _________________ Great captains, the stuff of legend, are made not by what they have caught, but by what they have given back. |
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rodandroll Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 1814 Location: Kerrville, Tx
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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Looks like you guys have just about beat this topic senseless!!!!!! _________________ Now that food has replaced my sex life I can't even get into my own pants!!!!!!!!
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!!! |
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BlueWaveEd Horse Mullet
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 132
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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| BamaRed54 wrote: | | Screw this guy, his story is so full of holes! He is a liar! NOONE gets thrown out of a boat if they are going a safe speed...... |
BS. I can tell you from experience that you can get thrown out of a boat without driving like a butthead. |
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BamaRed54 Member White Shrimper Boot Club

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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe out of a blue wave! _________________
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rodandroll Full Grown Flour Bluffian
Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 1814 Location: Kerrville, Tx
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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As Johny Cash would say, I hear the lock acomin, acomin down the road, acomin down the road.  _________________ Now that food has replaced my sex life I can't even get into my own pants!!!!!!!!
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!!! |
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