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unlucky_larry
Finger Mullet
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 81
Location: Corpus Christi
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 Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject: Best Excuse for calling in sick |
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I was wondering what are some of the excuses people use for calling in sick to the boss. I heard a good one today
Anal Glaucoma:
I just couldn't see my butt coming to work today.  |
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dunedawg
Shark Wrangler
Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 8
Location: Central TX
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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The dreaded Ronrico Flu..........
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Bluffer
Member Order of The White Shrimper Boots
Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 780
Location: The Bluff...Anyone wanna buy some fresh shrimp?
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"I got fishitus"
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Joe R
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| Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| The Reds are running.WHoops, I mean I got the runs. |
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rutro
Finger Mullet
Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 80
Location: Port "A"
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| Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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I gota Dr. apointment, Dr.Beach, Dr. Lake, and Dr. Bay........... specialsts in Gofishordietus and the tests may take a couple of days.  |
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pelican
Shark Wrangler
Joined: 24 Apr 2005
Posts: 8
Location: Tiki Island
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:40 am Post subject: |
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Got the "green stomach flu"  ... haven't seen salt water in so long it's making me sick to my stomach.
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cjlandry
Horse Mullet
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 279
Location: Corpus Christi, TX
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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How about, "Hey boss, I'm going fishing. Wanna join me?"
You just gotta have a boss that loves to fish more than you do. He'll feel sorry for you and let you go.
Just don't take too much advantage of him. He'll might begin to loathe you for fishing more than he does.
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cuda
Pony Mullet
Joined: 07 Nov 2004
Posts: 132
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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how about be your own boss so you dont have to lie  -------------------------------------}<))">cuda |
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cjlandry
Horse Mullet
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 279
Location: Corpus Christi, TX
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| Tried it. It doesn't work. If you're your own boss, and you have time to fish, you'll probably go bankrupt. |
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SALTYDOG
Pony Mullet
Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 183
Location: Beeville, Texas
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cjlandry how correct you are.
Being self employed does require a lot of extra work. I usually work 10 to 12 hours each day. I try to go fishing as much as possible but there all ways some thing coming up.
It is not for everybody but I would not be happy any other way.
Cliff
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